Eartha Kitt - I Want To Be Evil
So when my pets, Giuseppe and Ziya, are being shitheads I’ve taken to quoting Mommie Dearest at them.
Like, if I’m trying to catch them: ‘Ziya! I’m bigger than you and I am faster than you, I will always beat you!’ When they’re fighting, ‘GIUSEPPE! ZIYA! DAMMIT!’ If they’re annoying me: ‘Giuseppe, please! Please Giuseppe! Leave me alone Giuseppe!’ Or if they’ve made a mess: ‘I’m not mad at you, Ziya, I’m mad at the dirt!’
There’s really a Mommie Dearest quote for every occasion.
Look, come here quickly, I need your help. Now what do you reckon?
Oh, hi, Gene.
Never thought a mullet could look sleek, until now.
"Monument" // Röyksopp & Robyn // 2014
Werner Herzog directing and arranging kittens on Isabelle Adjani’s lap.
(Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht)
Lauren Bacall, Marilyn Monroe, and Betty Grable dream in “How to Marry a Millionaire”, 1953
The Canterbury Tales (I racconti di Canterbury) (Pier Paolo Pasolini, 1972).